To "ground" my DD?

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Ok so she hasn't actually been born yet (due in april) but I'm tired and she is keeping me awake with her big football kicks!

I swear she has more than 2 legs in there!

As soon as she is born she is grounded.!
No playing out for years :)

AIBU to punish my child for uterine mis-behaviour?

LOl, YANBU! Grounded for years for that one.

I'm considering the same punishment for my DD, who doesn't seem to understand that my bladder is not a beanbag for her to settle on, or that some areas are just too erm "sensitive" to kick!

Still awake :(

I'm going to be like a zombie when DS wakes up at 6am.

So far I have threatened baby with no xbox, ds and laptop but she seems to not care.

You know there are big problems when your child physically assaults you at such a young age.

I think it's time to call in super nanny!

lol my dd is grouned untill she is 18 for the 9 months of worry she caused me!

ground her lol xx

I keep saying that too but whenever you go to midwife and all is well I always think

'good lass - ungrounded '