to go and hunt down the stinking bastard tom cat fucker who pissed on my car?

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there i was waiting for DD2 to come out of ballet, watching a cat sauntering across the carpark.

'oh, that's a nice looking cat' i thought to myself. 'aaah, bless him'.

he vanished for a bit then strolled off past my car.

DD comes out, I start up the car and drive home.

The stench of tomcat piss fills the car, so strongly i choke and nearly crash into an oncoming artic.

The bastard tomcat piss stench has infiltrated my clothes and hair and now i stink of piss too.

I am not in the best of moods. Some cat hunting could appease me somewhat.

bastard.

Where did he piss???

In the car itself? In the engine?

bastard fucker must have pissed up the front into the sodding bloody engin.

i have never smelt anything like it.

I know I shouldn't be laughing but I really am

Cats are bloody hilarious.

We watched Puss in Boots today and were nearly howling at the dance fights

Definitely some cat owners working on those sequences!

Dont blame the cat it will happen to us all sooner or later,we are not getting any younger and these things happen

bastard.

my piss does not stink like that. it is truly extraordinary. like some sort of biological warfare. i couldn't breathe.

The car is now his. I suggest you return it forthwith.

he can bloody have it. it is falling apart and makes the ost frightning grinding noise when i have to break. getting to work may be a problem though. maybe i could get a horse?

Stick a saddle on the cat.

The bastard owes you now.

I have crashed into an oncoming artic. Stung a bit. YANBU.

Although I did get a nice NHS nosejob out of it. So, on balance, YABU. He was trying to do you a favour.

smelly cat, smelly cat....what are they feeding youuuuoo

This is a cat deposits thread, therefore YANBU

Even if it all kicks off with cat lovers telling you otherwise because it's their instinct to piss up the front of cars and its only nature

there is nothing natural about the way my car now stinks. i suspect said bastard cat had escaped from some government testing facility.

Errm, I think you may have had a run in with my cat there who is a pro-sprayer, and his specialist area is cars.

I shall be over with engine degreaser, special anti-catpiss spray and a pressure washer immediately.

It's damn disgusting is what it is, especially when it's a strangers cat to boot, my sympathies!

I never had a cat until DH and I bought our first house. We then got two long haired tabby kittens. Mega cute.

However, one of them pissed in my underwear drawer, I fucking kid you not. It smelt chemical. Toxic. Like nothing I had ever experienced.

Got them neutered and chucked them out at night pretty pronto following this, binned all my smalls and took an instant dislike to the hairy little bastards.

I have three furry boys. All "done" quite young. Never smelt anything like you describe.