DS let the bunnies out of their hutch this morning, as they spend each day hopping around the garden.
What he didn't realise was that the wind had blown a large hole in our wooden fence.
Our giant bunny took the opportunity to leg it through the hole into the next garden.... and from there into the next... and so on.
DS was hot on his trail.
Two gardens away a neighbour was walking up her driveway and sees DS frantically seraching for his rabbit. She stops DS and asks if he has lost anything.
Yes - says DS. Have you seen my rabbit?
What colour is it? asks the neighbour?
Grey - says DS
Oh yes - I saw him hopping down my driveway a few minutes ago - says neighbour.
Surely what colour is the rabbit is has to be the most stupid question in the circumstances?
I mean, if a giant bunny happens to hop past you one morning don't think think this might be slighlty out if the ordinary?
WTF does the colour of the giant escaped bunny matter?