will they ever fuck off

[methsdrinker]

non drinking SIL and BIL still here. I want to go to my bessie mates house and start NYE with children and my friends. Normal non train spotting people.

Just go!

Have you tried saying "Oi bitch and fuckface, piss off will you and let the normal people get the party started"? That should do the trick. Have a while you wait.

Just start drinking now, nothing more boring to sober people than someone who is drunk, they'll soon leave.

I can't I am too polite. I can't start drinking as I have to drive over to my friends house. I am twitching I tell you.

I will start bringing duvets down and packing for our sleep over. I am sooooooo excited.
Why won't the bugger off and go home.
Its not as if they like driving in the dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What about 'Oh god, didn't realise how late it was, X was expecting me and the kids at her house at 4pm! I'd better get a move on and get my things together and head over there. Sorry - we've been having such a lovely time I didn't notice the time flying!'

what are they doing while you type on a computer forum moaning about them?

ha! "normal non-trainspotting people". You are aware you're talking to people on the internet while you've got guests, right? (not a criticism really, but you don't sound like the life and soul yourself, to be honest)

get your friend to text you or ring you and say to them aw bugger i didnt realise the time start packing they might get the message they will when you pick up car keys children underarm and go if plan A fails

Just be bold and honest "hey guys its time for you to pack and go now, been really nice though hasn't it".

I got so bored with mine the other day that I went for a four hour sleep, they were still here when I woke up. ( DH and kids were down there with them, I didn't leave them alone )

The wonders of an iPod touch and hiding in the loo to vent my frustration. They have just gone. I think they wanted an invite to my mates house. They said a pointed remark about enjoying the party. It's not a party it's a few of my friends with kids. We are just going to drink irresponsibly and slag of our inlaws. I have done so much duty entertaining I want my turn. Happy new year ya hoooo. Freedom

Oh I can be the life and soul but I can't be as they tut alot and don't appreciate my humour. Anyway I'm a packing clink clink and chin chin, bottoms up etc etc

Unless they're actually trainspotters and showing you slides of said trains or ex-alcoholics so you maybe don't feel able to drink around them, I am really not sure of the problem.

Some 'normal' people don't feel the need to get trollied you know......

Is it new years eve today? Must have miseed that one. Bah Humbug!

they are actual train spotters. they also know loads about train carriages.
Say no more. They have judgey pants that are never un hoisted and I have just served them the last of the naice ham and they have scoffed all my pombears.
I have to drive to so can't consume one drop of the prosseco chilling in the fridge now in the car ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. one my way

on my way not one

just start drinking

Now out of the car. Where is the pink moshi monster thing. Oh where the fuckity fuck is it. I hate Christmas, I just want to raise a glass of fizz to my parched cracked lips.

not meths?

This is how you do it.

"I promised Friend's Name that we would arrive at their house at . I said I'd help her make the dinner. She's crap at cooking and it will probably be a disaster if we're not there. We have to leave in minutes"

I am free now thanks every one for all their tips. Happily smooth due to vats of proseco. HAPPY NEW YEAR yeeeee haaaaaa