DPs skinny head

[NitroNita]

It annoys me if I'm honest. I bought a hat that feels too small for me but he has a skinny head but my head isn't all that large. Apparantly someone got an infection in their foreskin and after a while they went to the doctor to find a nut under there. I try not to be grossed out but ewwww

AIBU to think people who start to queue up for the Next Boxing day sale at 3am are simply sad cunts?

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Hu? Come again?

Wow, you're just like so kerazy with a K. Dolphins.

Oh yeah totally,im with you there passes the ganja to the left had side

Sausage in your ear, grandad.

Have I missed something, is it Friday allready? Does anyone have any spare drugs?

WACKY

and

ZANY!!!!!eleventy

Is it happy hour??

Is it a riddle? Because if it is, you're supposed to start off with "Riddle me this..."
Otherwise it's just confusing.

what's going on tonight?!

Ah yes, those nuts. Bp on the old road to the a road sells them.

The chicken only fits in the oven if it turns right then left and the cats don't eats it.

The bananas have to be starting to speccle, no bruises and no green

YBVVVU