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to think this letter is OTT?

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Idratherbemuckingout · 28/12/2011 16:57

Just received (late) one of those awful Christmas letters. I know there's already been a posting on here about them, but I couldn't find it, and I guess it might be rather full up by now. And I had to share this one.
It was from someone I hardly know. And it was full of needless medical details of hers, her husband's and her family's medical problems.
Suffice it to say that it opened with the scintillating information that her father had suffered "a prolapsed bottom" this year. I could really have done without that.
It went on in gloomy detail to outline her mum's swine flu and the catastrophic flood they'd had in their house. In fact, it was so gloomy it was quite hilarious, although I was consumed with guilt for laughing at someone else's disasters. Particularly the bit about the bottom.
Nothing good at all seemed to have happened to her in that whole year. So why share it? I wondered if her father knew she'd told all her friends about his bottom.

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troisgarcons · 28/12/2011 17:02

Far funnier than the Im-incredibly-richer-more-talented-so-are-the-kids-better-than-you ones

WorraLiberty · 28/12/2011 17:02

OMG I wonder if they'll send one next year complete with illustrations? Shock

Rudolfsgottarednose · 28/12/2011 17:04

Why is she writing to you if "you hardly know her", is she desperate for someone to talk to?

Idratherbemuckingout · 28/12/2011 17:42

I used to know her OH years ago as he was a friend of my late OH but haven't seen him for years literally. About Fifteen! Suddenly, out of the blue, strangest letter ever arrives this morning! Yes, it was much better than the kids are brill, little Bobby's been accepted into Oxford at age twelve and Susan has four A levels already and still in Primary School.
Can't work out if it is intentionally funny though!
I quote her dad had "been rushed into hospital with a prolapsed bottom which had only been repaired on his birthday " !!!!! WTF? A birthday present for him, maybe? Later on she details his bad leg, other "sores" (bottom maybe? and catheter. Poor old chap is all I can say, and mostly not because he has all that but because his daughter chose to tell all her friends he did!
"the sideboard had filled up with water" - what one earth was it made of? Something watertight, that's for sure.
Incidentally, her OH does not escape untarnished as she goes on to tell us all about his sleep apnoea, and "night spluttering". Goodness.

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PunkChick · 28/12/2011 17:55

I quote her dad had "been rushed into hospital with a prolapsed bottom which had only been repaired on his birthday " !!!!! WTF? A birthday present for him, maybe?

Rolling about with tears streaming down my face right here....xXx

BastedTurkey · 28/12/2011 17:57

Xmas Grin better than all the bragtastic ones my folks get

ClaraSage · 28/12/2011 18:14

For years we had to tolerate details of SIL's brilliant children 's achievements.
Last summer her son , aged 26, told us (me and DH) than he is gay. We, of course, are supportive, especially as he had not had a supportive response from his parents.
However, they have not sent their usual Round Robin this year. Which shows how fake and results focused they are.

mrsmaltesers · 28/12/2011 18:52

I am pmsl!!!!!!!!!!! Thwnkfully not SMSL. (shit myself laughing?). Else i might also have a prlolapsed arse. Although it is nowhere NEAR my birthday. Boo hoo.

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