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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Original poster

to be seriously pissed off at my neighbour having very very loud sex

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:28

surely there's no need for it. I've never heard anything like it in my life. I've had to put my radio on full blast so my young DS doesn't ask me what all the screaming is about. My God! It's insane. I want to go to sleep but have to keep my radio on loud!!!!

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WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:30

YANBU

YESSSSSSS OH GOD YESSSSSSS

YANBU

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:32

if only it was just mild language, she's just screaming STOPPPP fing stop, I can't take anymore STOPPPPPP, f** and so it goes on. FFS this woman has issues. You never hear him - maybe she's having a good time with a new plastic christmas present.

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OnSantasLap · 27/12/2011 22:34

Is your neighbour ok? Are you sure she's not being attacked if she says stuff like that?

OnSantasLap · 27/12/2011 22:36

Infact could you you not call the police next time it happens and pretend you thought she was she was being attacked.

Maybe that way she will get the hint

Ambi · 27/12/2011 22:37

I'd go round and ring the doorbell to "check she's ok cos it sounded like she was in pain"

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:37

No, it's not the first time I've had to listen to her absurdly loud sessions. There's something quite uncomfortable about it.

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abbierhodes · 27/12/2011 22:37

I've got to say, that doesn't sound like sex to me. Is this a regular occurrence?

Ambi · 27/12/2011 22:37

Xpost

LynetteScavo · 27/12/2011 22:38

Knock on the front door and ask if she's OK. Should shut her up.

Then again, maybe she is being murdered.

WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:39

A good neighbour always knows the difference between your good screams and your bad ones....

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:40

OnSanta, that is such a good idea. I may just try that next time. The baby the other side has now started crying, probably woke up with the bloody mental screaming. Oh joy, I need to invest in some ear plugs. Thank the lord she only stays at her flat every now and again. I don't get it, she seems to live elsewhere and every now and again is at her flat having loud sex. All a bit weird and none of my business I just don't want to have to listen to her.

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LynetteScavo · 27/12/2011 22:40

The flat isn't where she lives, it's where she works.....

WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:42

She could be working or maybe having an affair?

Then again, she could be staying with her bloke and now and then they stay at hers?

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:42

Lynette, no she's a school teacher. Mind you she does where ridiculously high heels for a school teacher. OMG, I think I've been really naive. Maybe she is a working girl, I live in a nice middle class block - NOoooooo....

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WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:44

I'm sure there are some school teachers who are on the game...same as there will be people of other professions on the game too.

However, you don't know that this woman is...and even if she was, as long as she doesn't keep disturbing people it shouldn't matter.

ILoveSanta · 27/12/2011 22:46

Tv is rubbish tonight, at least it would have been entertaining!

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:47

Worra, I don't really care what she does, I just wish she wouldn't do it so bloody loudly. She's a nice girl, just with a big gob!

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WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:48

I imagine people pay extra for the big gob

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bucketbetty · 27/12/2011 22:52

A money spinner I'll bet.

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thefroggy · 27/12/2011 23:10

My neighbour used to have LOUD sex...I say neighbour not neighbours, because we never heard him. It all became clear one night early morning when her dp was on night shift and there she was, in nightgown, waving off random guy across my fooking lawn.

How DARE he walk across my lawn.

lisad123 · 27/12/2011 23:16

Put a note though saying "hope your ok after the noise last night, I was so worried I nearly called the police. Next time I will

WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 23:17

Just give her a loud round of applause when she's finished

Sillyoldelf · 27/12/2011 23:20

Haha they sound like my neighbours - pre children we used to hear her shout ' O Your Soooo Biiiiig' .

thefroggy · 27/12/2011 23:27

My exp and I, very childishly would stand in the bathroom and shout repeat every word she said.

We were only 18 and 20 though guvnor. Plus we hated her. Because she walked across and parked on our lawn every day. (We liked our lawn)

aquashiv · 27/12/2011 23:33

Lucky devil.

I think a loud well done and clap should do it.

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