WIBU to bury my DH in the garden with just his testicles sticking out..

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Because he bought me an ironing board for Xmas?

In his defence it was a joke.. he also got me the new coat I wanted.... but still......

Leave the bastard! (yay, my first one! )

Of course YABU.

Bury him with his bum sticking out then you'll have somewhere to park your bike.

EWWWWWWWWW yes YWBBU!! Why the fuck would you want to leave his testicles sticking out??!

(Everything else you've suggested is fine btw

iron his testicles?

wrinkly, after all...

Sellotape his scrotum to the inside of the ironing board and then snap it shut.

Love the bike stand idea - or store your ironing board upright between his cheeks!

May I congratulate you on a piss-squirtingly funny thread title!

Testicles will not add to the beauty of your garden. Bury all of him.

Medusa, that's a dear do, a new ironing board. I bought a Brabantia on and it cost £80, so I think you could reasonably take £80 out of the household budget and spend it on yourself.

Brilliant this made us laugh out loud. Himself said whats her problem I would love an ironing board. So thanks its his birhtday soon.

Is that actually anatomically possible?

it is if I remove the sticky up part

DP says that your DH should be thankful that he still has testicles - sticking out or otherwise

DH just said "why the fuck would he think that was a present?".

mine bought me extendable giant garden secateurs (loppers?) for doing tree branches, your welcome to borrow them for use on your DH cos I dont know WTF i'm meant to do with them.

Yes...it would quite spoil the appearance of your garden.

you can bury your other half with the mushroom growing kit i got

Kerplunk - I actually asked for loppers (along with some other garden tools) one xmas - they are totally brilliant for pruning shrubs, make me feel really strong and able to tackle just about anything.

And in a subsequent year, a pruning saw for anything too big even for the loppers. Perhaps then it isn't suprising that my DH has never bought me an ironing board or other such symbol of domestic servitude

while i am at it why are men so hopeless at buying presents unless you tell them what exactly you want rather than having the surprise you want

LOL grimma garden loppers for all the grass and lavender growing in our garden? Its worse than just x-mas thou, my b-day was x-mas eve and I got..... a huge cat litter tray cos I mentioned I needed to get a new one a few weeks ago and my fave alcohol (useless as i'm BF and co-sleeping). I would bury DH in the garden but he hasn't bought me a spade yet!

HA. Excellent thread title.

Plan could do with a bit of work. Testicles are pretty ugly and would not look good amongst the hostas.

Unless you fancy a cactus rock garden?

I bought my DP nothing but a tape measure... now I'm thinking I'm glad it wasn't a shovel...

why not smother the said appendages with lard and sprinkle with wild bird seed and delight in tweetie pie taking pecks out of them at the same time!!!!!