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Original poster

To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

825 replies

FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 19:42

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 22/12/2011 20:59

Not a couple more names for DP, Pinot lovely, a couple more banned peeps around atm I meant. I think you know all that I do some of which is guessing.

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 20:59

I didn't

Pinot · 22/12/2011 20:59

I lied

You're speshul innit

KatieScarlettsCrackers · 22/12/2011 20:59

79? Hmm

I think not

CotherMuckingFunt · 22/12/2011 20:59

ABF, how dare you call me a cunt you mother fucking newbie. Fuck off back to your pit and earn your right to be a cunt. Fuck sake.

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 20:59

I only found out Shiney was a troll because Worra told me.

Pinot · 22/12/2011 21:00

ahhh yes Sue

well quite

CotherMuckingFunt · 22/12/2011 21:00

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO DP IS

missmiss · 22/12/2011 21:00

No one knows who I am even though I've been here YEARS. But now you've all seen my virtual bush.

scottishmummy · 22/12/2011 21:00

some class of a scrote claiming to be princess mumsnet
oh that's fucking priceless
thanks geraldine

Pinot · 22/12/2011 21:00

Brian :o

TalcAndTurnips · 22/12/2011 21:00

If there is such a thing as MN Royalty, I am the third Under-Gardener that tends the compost heap (by pissing in it every morning) and digs horse shit into the rose beds. I have twine tied round the knees of my trousies.

I may genuflect and tug my thinning forelock if Royalty passes by, but they rarely notice me apart from the occasional kick if I'm in the way or smell a bit ripe.

So I tend to hang out in the potting shed, reading the The Racing Post, with a tartan Thermos and packet of bloater paste sandwiches wrapped in greaseproof paper.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 22/12/2011 21:00

AmazingBouncingJesus is actually one of the biggest cunts on MN. This is actually true fact, counted and verified by the X Factor judges too.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 22/12/2011 21:01

And I only found out that someone called Muttz was both a poster and banned today. Which apparently everyone knew.

KatieScarlettsCrackers · 22/12/2011 21:01

Worra told me that she is a decor-lovin-stalker

Hullygully · 22/12/2011 21:01

BRIAN??

And how come Pinot knows fucking EVERYTHING that goes on?

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 21:02

Daft Punk

Not an insult, an answer to a question.

Pinot · 22/12/2011 21:02

I didn't know about MuttzNutz Sue.

DP and the rest YY

AmazingBouncingJesus · 22/12/2011 21:02

Shock Cothers no need to be so rood.

Off with her fucking head.

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 21:02

She's got kittens.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 22/12/2011 21:03

Pinot is in the know, innit.

Pinot · 22/12/2011 21:03

Moi? I know nuffin officer

Original poster
FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 21:03

Ok, do how long have you all been on mn?

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CotherMuckingFunt · 22/12/2011 21:03

Sorry Ma'am

Pinot · 22/12/2011 21:03

I blame those kittens. Fuckers. Furry fuckers.

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