to think that my dh shouldn't shove his head into a stranger's belly and make farting noises?

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Tis very rude do you not think?

How old was the stranger?

Fine is the stranger was under 12 months.

if the stranger...

Oh I think he was about 65, large man with a beard. Just stood there minding his own business he was - along with the hamsters - when dh grabbed a handful of belly, thrust his face in there and blew a huge raspberry.

It was quite unexpected.

Don't make me choke on my fake Baileys

It's a waste

Well the man did retaliate by wiping his beard all over dh's face. I think he hadn't washed it in a while judging by the crickets that were hopping out all over the place. Mind you, the hamsters seemed to enjoy chasing them - I didn't know hamsters would eat crickets?

Do you think this is grounds for divorce?

Of course hamsters will eat crickets! You seem to be confusing light hearted tomfoolery with beard abuse.

I suggest a few farty noises of your own on his head in the morning might establish your position.

Make sure to keep a cat bum face at all times