To think Chris Tarrant is a knob?

[MardyBra]

Actually I know I'm entirely reasonable.

What does he always have to insult the audience?

Why does he always say that the "phone a friends" are a funny looking lot?

And didn't he shag around when he was married?

It's the Christmas Cox Mystery, BlueStocking.

Chris Evans please no! It's meant to be Christmas.
Tarrent and Steve wright are bad, but the thought of Chris Evans at bed time NO!

Sharon Osborne called him a cunt in front of a live studio audience IIRC.

Simon Cowell bollocked her backstage and told her to publicly apologise, and she did - for her bad language, but said that she stood by the fact that she thought he was a cunt.

I've always liked her for that.

Great Sharon Osbourne story. Warms my heart.

Steve Wright in the afternoon. Fuck off. What a cock. Why does he still have a job?

Steve Wright-Chris Tarrant-Chris Moyles- Ginger Chris - all in big cage suspended over a pool of pirahnas.

I would have put Danny Baker in there a while back but he is doing sterling work on R5 Sat. mornings - comes across as genuinely witty and talented.

and Sally James remains beyond reproach or criticism.