Wail.
Dd2 stripped off in her cot last night, weed everywhere and so woke up crying at 3am and wouldn't go back to sleep till half six. I had to sit in the front room with her as dh is working loads of overtime and dd1 has school.
She slept till 8am, when dh gave her breakfast, but I had to wake up at 9am when he left for work.
This morning she finally seemed to be winding down at 11.30, so I put her down for a nap and made myself a brew, hoping I'd get a nap myself.
All was quiet for about 15 minutes, until I went up to the loo, and dd must have heard me.
She called out 'Who that? Mummy? dd2 poo! Poo not in nappy any more. On bed, smelly smelly!'
She had smeared it everywhere.
We only have two sheets to fit the cot - that was fine for dd1. dd2 is obviously made of sterner stuff.
I have to take the girls to a birthday party for one of dd1s little friends tonight, I need a nap, I need to have a toddler who can stay clothed.
Wail.