I think it's the first time I've listened to the lyrics for
A Spaceman Came Travelling
properly.
WTAF?
I come from a planet a long way from here
And i bring a message for mankind to hear"
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air
And it went la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Peace and goodwill to all men and love for the child
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la oh
a massively long journey on a donkey , a 14 fucking hour labour, in a filthy stable and probably a finger stuck up your bum at some point, and then some twat comes in and sings that bollocks at you?
Chris de Burgh, what were you thinking?
I defy anyone one of you to submit more pointlessly irritating Christmas lyrics than this bilge.