To really wish for a troll to post on here

[NoOnesGoingToEatYourMincePies]

with a Christmas name.

TrollTheMNYuletideTalkBoards would do (a la Deck the Halls).

Just once. Just to prove they have a sense of humour (and make it easier to spot them).

Any other suggestions for festive troll names?

Trolls still have their worth in a very weird way in my book and I wish them all a merry xmas

And a trappy trolliday too, fuzzy!

Trip Trap Trollery on High, my Trolling bells are ringing

Wish I'd thought of that, Constance

DecktheHallswithBoughsofTrolly

WeThreeTrollsofOrientAre

GodRestYeMRAGentlemen