AIBU to ask you about your sex lives...

[Iwantababynow]

I really want to please my partner in the bed room, he would never tell me im not doing it good enough, but we are not that creative.

Ive been married 1 year now but was a virgin till the night of our wedding.

so what Im asking is how do you do it, and in detail... cause I dont know how to, I have never watched porn.

So which positions are easy but good, where should i touch and how/where to lick/ suck.

this is not a joke thread, thanks for your help.

In the butt?

Well, none of us has your husband bound and gagged in our wardrobes (to my knowledge), so we can't ask him what he likes. And you haven't said what you like (don't feel you must, btw). So nobody here is going to be able to help you improve your sex life. Except perhaps JeremyVile.

Well who doesnt love a Wet Willy bof?

What do you need to know then? I'm right bendy me.

Bendy? We need to be bendy now??

You are over thinking it.

If you seriously want to improve your sex life then discuss it with your husband. We know he has a dick but WE dont know what he would like do we?

I can talk to my partner about anything and even if I dont know what to say I dont feel stupid. He is much more the point. If you cant communicate about sex then you are not going to be able to communicate about much else really are you?

If all else fails, get pissed and jump on him. If he doesnt move or moves towards you he likes it, if he moves away or goes soft, he doesnt.

Hope that, er helps.

Im not especially bendy but my aural talents are legendary.

Im not bendy either but my hip does "pop out" useful.

@jeremy

Iwanta, do you have a sister, a friend? That's who we have talked to when we had intimate issues to talk about.

A public forum is OK when you are confident in yourself, but no-one sensible on here is going to educate you on technique. Everyone is different, we all like to give and receive different things.

I think that if you are having difficulties you should look elsewhere, maybe your doctor can advise.

I thought I had no gaging reflex until I met dp, he says I got him under false pretences

Try sitting on your hand til it goes numb. Then apply your mum's lotion.

Oh ffs - spits up kidney laughing at Ponty

Rubber sheets, you will surely need rubber sheets >

It's Friday - we can mention bumsex now.....

".. now i feel stupid .."

Well done. That's the first sensible thing you have written!

Yes OP, that's what you are doing wrong. Not enough bumsex. Stock up on lube and get busy.

Northern, I read that as sock up on lube

Ponty, what would that even mean?
I am too sheltered for this thread!