to want to bang on the wall?

[ShowOfHands]

I am. Completely and utterly unreasonable. I know this but for 90 minutes MsNextDoor and her new love have been slapping up against the adjoining wall screaming obscene sweet nothings at each other. I swear half of what she's screaming about is illegal. It's 11.30am fgs. They keep waking up the baby and DH's grandma's due here in 5 minutes. She doesn't need to hear "FUCK ME BACKWARDS AND QUICKLY" screeched through the wall does she? I swear to God my ornamental pig is vibrating.

The Cardiacs.
Not to be confused with The Cardigans.

Perhaps what you hear is porno films?

I'd record it and post it on youtube... Apparantly if you get enough views then youtube contacts you to give you some of the advertising revenue! Maybe enough to eggbox the wall for next time!

Am pg with no interest in hanky panky right now and slightly peeved about it, so am slightly envious of them...

Primus.

i wish i had a man that made that much noise in bed, always wanted one whod talk to me :(

OP - If you can't beat them join them

Get that vibrating pig and get jiggy with it.

Seriously though, I'd start shouting through the wall - competitive shagging!

Go for it girl!

From another poster on another thread back in September:

Put your speakers against the wall and start playing the soundtrack to Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoat every time they start. It's technically impossible to sustain an erection while listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Oh my giddy aunt are they perchance making a film.

"OP - If you can't beat them join them"

Oh we beat them. DH's grandma shrieked "you'll go blind" through the wall and they toned it down to a gentle moo.

Andrew I do feel obliged to point out I own no ALW music.

ShowOfHands Maybe you should buy some, loathsome though it is, just in case there is a next time! :o

Haaaaa 'You'll go blind' haaaa

I love your dh's gran.

I need to know how you broached the subject with your DH's gran - or did you wait until she asked what the noise was?

I would have banged on the wall and shouted shut up.