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Is it unreasonable to do this?

120 replies

StealthPenguin · 21/11/2011 20:33

I've just thought about it, and actually it's quite weird.

Basically, there's nothing my DP and I won't discuss. Some of you may remember the thread concerning sex with another you, and whether it was self-pleasure or incest.

But we talk to each other on a daily basis about our toilet activities. Size, consistency, amount of strain, etc.

Are we odd?! Or do other couples do this?

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AKissIsNotAContract · 21/11/2011 22:18

Thanks VP :)

ViviPru · 21/11/2011 22:19

:)

maighdlin · 21/11/2011 23:01

DH is proud of massive ones and will inform me of them. I mention sore ones and weird ones, but most are just normal so no need to talk about them. But i don't think its weird to talk about them sometimes it can be a big part of your day.

StealthPenguin · 22/11/2011 06:52

I'm SO glad it isn't just me!

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catus · 22/11/2011 08:51

It's not just you! DH and I discuss our poo too! I wouldn't do it in front of him, but I like to be able to talk about it afterwards sometimes, if there is anything interesting to report. Why not?

knockkneedandknackered · 22/11/2011 09:20

erm sex with another you and incsestConfused the size of poo [nocomment]

knockkneedandknackered · 22/11/2011 09:21
Biscuit
ViviPru · 22/11/2011 09:23

Mr. VP woke up this morning and told me he'd been in the middle of a dream where he'd had to prove what he was doing in the loo to his boss (he doesn't have a boss) and in order to do so he had to measure his poo...

*Note to self - clear browsing history when I go to bed...

StealthPenguin · 22/11/2011 09:24

:o

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Maryz · 22/11/2011 09:26

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Thruaglassdarkly · 22/11/2011 09:28

If it floats your boat, whatever...some people have poo fetishes - two consenting adults and all that. You can probably find websites for this Wink.

allhailtheaubergine · 22/11/2011 09:32

I have never come across the sex with yourself question before. How interesting.

Dh would love to discuss his poos at length (and breadth and width Hmm) but I am not terribly interested.

StinkyWeimaraner · 22/11/2011 09:34

DH used to send me text messages from work of how many marks out of ten his morning poo got. I got a bit teary when he scored an 8 or above.

He has stopped doing it and I miss it a bit.

nancerama · 22/11/2011 09:38

It troubles me that more people don't do this, actually.

DH and I are currently having a dispute about which of us have normal poos (I say his are too skinny, he says mine are unusually fat). This came about as a result of a dog poo outside our house.

As it's not a normal topic of conversation, we can't get anyone to referee.

I should add, that we've not actually seen each others poos, so we only have descriptions to go on.

StealthPenguin · 22/11/2011 09:39

We don't have a poo fetish lol! It isn't like he poos on me for sexual kicks or something, we just have a very frank discussion regarding bodily functions.

And sex with yourself is always interesting, Aubergine.

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Moominsarescary · 22/11/2011 10:14

We talk about poo

Never thought about sex withe another self though

Slightlyreluctantexpat · 22/11/2011 10:25

Same as moomin

Good thread!

Rillyrillygoodlooking · 22/11/2011 11:11

DH tells me about his sometimes and I pretend to be disgusted. He normally comes out of the loo and makes a slight horsey noise of relief so you know he has been. I told him about mine once but it just didn't feel right.
Never had the sex with yourself chat but he did ask what I would do if I woke up one morning with a dick. I told he I would stick it up his arse and he was v shocked Grin Well if he would ask that kind of question ...Grin I think he expected me to say that I wouldn't know what to do or go and have a pee standing up or something ...Grin

Rillyrillygoodlooking · 22/11/2011 11:11

Sorry big grin over kill

StealthPenguin · 22/11/2011 13:31

LMAO! To be honest, if I suddenly woke up with a penis my first thought would be "FUCK YES! NO MORE PERIODS!". I'd then probably go to Ann Summers and get a Fleshlight, then have a pee standing up, and then try walking like Clint Eastwood (with beach-balls of steel).

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TheFeministsWife · 22/11/2011 13:55

Well, whatever floats your boat.

Me and DH don't discuss our poos, although I get the impression he'd like to discuss his. Hmm DD2 though (she's 5), calls me into the bathroom EVERY single time she does a bloody poo, to SHOW me that "it's a normal poo mummy". This has gone on since she had the runs 18 months ago, bloody hell I hope she grows out of it!

whackamole · 22/11/2011 13:57

Stealth, you're not weird.

Or maybe you are and we are too

altinkum · 22/11/2011 13:59

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StealthPenguin · 22/11/2011 16:47

Oooh, lovely to know!

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StealthPenguin · 22/11/2011 16:48

Oh, and what would everyone else do if they woke up with a phoenix?

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