Is it unreasonable to do this?

[StealthPenguin]

I've just thought about it, and actually it's quite weird.

Basically, there's nothing my DP and I won't discuss. Some of you may remember the thread concerning sex with another you, and whether it was self-pleasure or incest.

But we talk to each other on a daily basis about our toilet activities. Size, consistency, amount of strain, etc.

Are we odd?! Or do other couples do this?

Thanks VP :)

:)

DH is proud of massive ones and will inform me of them. I mention sore ones and weird ones, but most are just normal so no need to talk about them. But i don't think its weird to talk about them sometimes it can be a big part of your day.

I'm SO glad it isn't just me!

It's not just you! DH and I discuss our poo too! I wouldn't do it in front of him, but I like to be able to talk about it afterwards sometimes, if there is anything interesting to report. Why not?

erm sex with another you and incsest the size of poo [nocomment]

Mr. VP woke up this morning and told me he'd been in the middle of a dream where he'd had to prove what he was doing in the loo to his boss (he doesn't have a boss) and in order to do so he had to measure his poo...

*Note to self - clear browsing history when I go to bed...

:o

If it floats your boat, whatever...some people have poo fetishes - two consenting adults and all that. You can probably find websites for this .

I have never come across the sex with yourself question before. How interesting.

Dh would love to discuss his poos at length (and breadth and width ) but I am not terribly interested.

DH used to send me text messages from work of how many marks out of ten his morning poo got. I got a bit teary when he scored an 8 or above.

He has stopped doing it and I miss it a bit.

It troubles me that more people don't do this, actually.

DH and I are currently having a dispute about which of us have normal poos (I say his are too skinny, he says mine are unusually fat). This came about as a result of a dog poo outside our house.

As it's not a normal topic of conversation, we can't get anyone to referee.

I should add, that we've not actually seen each others poos, so we only have descriptions to go on.

We don't have a poo fetish lol! It isn't like he poos on me for sexual kicks or something, we just have a very frank discussion regarding bodily functions.

And sex with yourself is always interesting, Aubergine.

We talk about poo

Never thought about sex withe another self though

Same as moomin

Good thread!

DH tells me about his sometimes and I pretend to be disgusted. He normally comes out of the loo and makes a slight horsey noise of relief so you know he has been. I told him about mine once but it just didn't feel right.
Never had the sex with yourself chat but he did ask what I would do if I woke up one morning with a dick. I told he I would stick it up his arse and he was v shocked Well if he would ask that kind of question ... I think he expected me to say that I wouldn't know what to do or go and have a pee standing up or something ...

Sorry big grin over kill

LMAO! To be honest, if I suddenly woke up with a penis my first thought would be "FUCK YES! NO MORE PERIODS!". I'd then probably go to Ann Summers and get a Fleshlight, then have a pee standing up, and then try walking like Clint Eastwood (with beach-balls of steel).

Well, whatever floats your boat.

Me and DH don't discuss our poos, although I get the impression he'd like to discuss his. DD2 though (she's 5), calls me into the bathroom EVERY single time she does a bloody poo, to SHOW me that "it's a normal poo mummy". This has gone on since she had the runs 18 months ago, bloody hell I hope she grows out of it!

Stealth, you're not weird.

Or maybe you are and we are too

Oooh, lovely to know!

Oh, and what would everyone else do if they woke up with a phoenix?