to actually kill dh, slowly and painfully?

[AtYourCervix]

he has discovered a new radio station.

Fucking Christmas FM

It sounds a lot more exciting that Christmas FM

*than

...has he shown it to the children?

God yanbu. I love Christmas but i don't do Christmas music

Ooh, is it really called Fucking Christmas FM? I can almost hear the songs -

Rudolph the bloody red nose reindeer
I'm dreading a white Christmas
Old broken toy trains
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, that won't fit in the lounge...

:o

sounds like fun - where is it?

Mary's Boy Child - Boner M

Just make sure you do it in a festive manner. Maybe hang baubles through his nipples, a minature tree up his arse, and strangulation by tinsel.

And hum We Wish You A Merry Christmas while you're doing it.

YANBU

Pour brandy over him and set him alight.

Oh I'm sure they play the classics like

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Santa Claus is foolin' Around
Twelwe Pains of Christmas (The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is finding a Christmas tree)
Wreck the Malls This Christmas Season

Yanbu i'd be puttiing HIS baubles on the Christmas tree! :o

You would be mad to kill him slowly.

Have you seen Bad Girls?

problem is, if i kill him i'll have noone to cook and clean for me. i might just need to smash up his 14 televisions and 37 radios he has dotted around the house.

You just have to hope he doesn't also discover the tv channel Christmas 24.

I want to know more about the 12 pains of Christmas.

Where has he found it?

Don't forget Christmas 24 +1. Bloody DD2 discovered it yesterday.

:(

oh he's already found those. i threatened to cut off his bollocks if he didn't put it off though. he gave in after i stood over him with the bread knife.

fucking mariah cary on now.

it's on DAB. on Smooth Radio

Among his 14 radios surely he has something portable with headphones?

fucking brats also enjoy the fucking festive music.

i suspect they were swapped at birth and aren't mine at all.

Am now listening to Christmas FM.

Marvellous.

Thas for this thread!

It's that chirpy song with no words that sounds a bit Irishy and diddly diddly.

Oooh now it's a fiddly version of Winter Wonderland.

Lovely!

I love my iPad.

shut up psamm.