how many pieces of bread is unreasonable?

[AtYourCervix]

in one day?

not every day but occasionally whe the need for carbs is overwhelming.

NoOnes I can honestly say no to all of that

Sod it. I want cheese on toast now!

I did the Atkins diet for about 2 days and if I remember correctly, you can be addicted to carbs.
That's my excuse anyway!