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AIBU?

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Is this a grim habit or am I precious? <tmi warning>

62 replies

RevoltingPeasant · 15/11/2011 08:55

DP has a skin condition which means that he gets really bad dry skin and flakes of it fall off everywhere. In general.... We just brush down the bed every morning and vac regularly.

But one thing really grosses me out - when he goes for a pee, he scratches and this means that dry skin from, ahem, particular areas falls off and gets on the floor. It forms this little gritty sheen on the laminate flooring around the loo. I am so frickin' tired of stepping in it and getting it all over my stockinged feet in the mornings before work or when I get up in the night. Blech.

DP says I am picking on him for a medical condition he can't help. I say if you are going to leave crotchflakes on the floor you should clean them up after.

AIBU? Does your DP have a similarly gross problem that you just live with? Confused

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valiumredhead · 15/11/2011 10:19

Sirsugar I am so sorry for your loss but oh dear that made me properly laugh out loud!! Grin WHY on earth would one keep toenails, and in a marked envelope?! 10/10 for organisational skills [gein]

stripeywoollenhat · 15/11/2011 10:23

that's definitely heading into 'leave the filthy bastard' territory for me.

oh, vomit.

sausagesarenottheonlyfruit · 15/11/2011 10:29

Am chortling at "TOENAIL" Grin

CrotchFlakes · 15/11/2011 10:36

Morning All Grin

AngelofTheLordiscomingDown · 15/11/2011 12:00

Well, let's think of a use for toenails. What about testing for DNA in the future? You never know what reason might arise.

And here we have a potential heirloom! Great-great-granddad's toenails! I saw some men's underpants in Greenwich Naval Museum and they were labelled as Nelson's. They had spots of blood on them and might have a toenail in the pocket.

I have a labelled envelope containing some of my luxuriant, dark brown hair cut off in 1958. We sometimes see pendants containing a lock of hair on Antiques Road Show. I also have one cut a couple of years ago with snow white hair, So I can make my own heirlooms for my great-great-great grandchildren. Hmmmm I hadn't thought of saving bits of toenail before this.

openerofjars · 15/11/2011 12:08

So you mean that DH leaving all that body hair in the sink after a wash (and on the loo seat, in the shower etc) isn't okay?

That's what I thought but he maintains I am being finicky. Whereas I maintain he sheds like a dog and needs to hoover himself all over before being allowed near people.

I draw the line at crotchflakes, though. Grin

ViviPru · 15/11/2011 12:10

CrotchFlakes Tue 15-Nov-11 10:36:01
Morning All

MUCH arf Grin

MrsVoltar · 15/11/2011 12:13

RevoltingPeasant definitely his job to sweep up/clean up.

Does he have icthyosis?

RevoltingPeasant · 15/11/2011 12:33

CrotchFlakes Grin

God, this is a proud day - I made someone namechange !! It's all been worth it, now.

MrsV no, bad psoriasis.

Heading off to buy toilet wipes a new husband

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OTheHugeMjanatee · 15/11/2011 12:57

YANBU at all.

But YABU for saying 'crotchflakes'. I've just had lunch and feel a bit Confused now.

BubbleBobble · 15/11/2011 13:09

Ok... This is a grim suggestion, but next time you have a period, leave smears on the loo seat. Then you can be all indignant and accuse your DH of picking on you for being a woman, which of course YOU CAN'T HELP. If he tells you that you could have just wiped it up, you can tell him he can do the same thing.

CrotchFlakes · 15/11/2011 13:44

I'm not changing my name again

FoxyRevenger · 15/11/2011 13:51

This thread is evil

Grin at mindbleach though haha

RevoltingPeasant · 15/11/2011 14:25

I am ridiculously proud of that term now!!

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Clossaintjacques · 15/11/2011 14:39

YANBU unless said skin condition gives him a second condition of lazyitus!

Tell him to clear his own flakes up or next time you have your period leave remnants around the toilet for him to stand/sit in. When he complains say "your just picking on me and it's not my fault I get periods" Grin

Clossaintjacques · 15/11/2011 14:39

Oh sorry bubble you beat me to it!

Blatherskite · 15/11/2011 14:44

at crotchflakes.

Definitely his job to clear up

WhoseGotMyEyebrows · 15/11/2011 14:58

Sirsugar So sorry you lost your DH Sad. Did you keep the toenails?

I was also going to suggest something like BubbleBobbles suggestion. I was thinking leave used tampons on the side of the bath/floor/in the sink.

Fififison · 15/11/2011 15:13

Revolting: my OH also has (had) bad psoriosis. Many years trying many different treatments. 3 months ago started taking zinc supplements - all clear now. Has your dh tried that?

SirSugar · 15/11/2011 20:44

I did not retain the 'TOENAIL' envelope or contents ( it gave me that weird shivery feeling when I found it )

And here is another side order for the evening; My mum worked with a man who used to buy the contents of houses then clear them. In one house in the bottom of a cupboard he found bags of pubic hair; labled and dated. The mind boggles. This happened circa 1980.

MeconiumHappens · 15/11/2011 21:25

Ah you need to get a mooncup, then leave said mooncup, post-use, loitering next to his toothbrush.

Ps, disgusting. truly disgusting thread.

WhoseGotMyEyebrows · 18/11/2011 15:02

Yuck at the pubic hair!

depob · 18/11/2011 16:30

When DS had terrible eczema and was often bed-bound for days at at time he used entertain himself by peeling surprisingly large pieces of skin off and laying them out on the carpet next to his bed for me to admire. And like OP I found that it does stick to your feet. But he was only 7 and very short of entertainment (though he did pick up a radio 7 habit that did wonders for his VRT scores). An adult should clear up things like that themselves, it's part of dealing with the condition. Ready-to-use cleaning wipes to hand.

OhdearNigel · 18/11/2011 16:31

That is absolutely beyond revolting.
If he's not prepared to clear it up I would be moving out. There is absolutely no way I'd be living with that. I'm surprised you can bear to share a bed

GrimmaTheNome · 18/11/2011 16:34

Do you not have a pedestal mat? Get several, make him use one and fold it carefully over after use so you don't have to tread on the manky bit. Have somewhere to keep a batch for hot wash.

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