to the loo seat hoverers. why?

[mousymouse]

just why?

and why not wipe your own piss off the seat?

have my suspicion who it is in the office but am not quite sure

I misread the title of this thread as 'loo seat hooverers' for several days and have only just realised it's not some particularly strange cleaning thing.

Now and again, a thread on here makes me realise I'm quite sane after all

Thanks for starting this one, mousy!

PS: Urine is sterile.

I hover most of the time. If I have the time, I wipe the seat and then sit down. If I hover, I wipe any splashes and disinfect my hands.
I thought my work was terrible as the seat always had drips on it, until I noticed that when you flush, the water from the bowl gets on the seat.