AIBU to think move your fucking vehicle from the fucking petrol pumps you knob ends

[fluffystabby]

AIBU??

If you go to the local petrol station, which also has a spar shop, and you want to also visit the rubbish cheap shop next door (yes, 143 year old granny out for the day with your pal I'm looking at you) or go to the greasy spoon for a fry (yes, workmen with bum cleavage that's you)

move your fucking vehicle from the fucking petrol pumps because no one else can get fucking fuel while you're

a - getting you're weeks groceries in the spar
b - having a natter to your pal
c - stuff your fat face with your fucking fry

Your not you're

And week's

I'm so angry my grammar and spelling has vacated my brain.

And FFS

Stuffing not stuff

You are def NBU!

LOL!!

YADNBU

This is one of my pet hates too!

I got fuel then moved my car to the space by the air thingy because there was a queue - by the time I got into the kiosk to pay, they were calling the cops to report a fuel theft! You can't win!

Blimey, you've got a point but why does it make you that angry?

YANBU
BrightSpark, surely you could pay then come back and move the car to somewhere more appropriate?

Because, Worra, I have been up all fucking night re-writing a fucking bastard assignment for fucking bastard uni and the red light was on in my fucking bastard car

Actually, ranting aside, they can pull straight forward and park right in front of the shops (it wasn't busy) it's just a lack of courtesy

I got told off once for moving my car from the Tesco pumps to free them up because I knew I needed nappies and wipes in the shop. I parked in the only available space at the back and they nearly called the police on me as they thought I had driven off .

Then the system lost my petrol transaction and tried to charge me for the next persons petrol which was double the cost of mine.

I had a thorough dressing down at the checkout, caused a longer delay at the till with major huffing and puffing and a walk of shame out of the store.

I love pay @ pump.

YANBU about people that go for a fry up! I can't believe anyone would actually do that.

But yabu about people going round the little shop where you have to pay. If the garage didn't want people to spend time shopping, then they wouldn't have a shop.

Oh if it was just the little Spar, that'd be ok (-ish as long as they weren't buying a trolley full and cleared it with me first obviously ) but there's a discount shop beside the Spar and then the fry shop.

And the bum cleavage workmen (there were two of them, in a grey van) sauntered out, wiping their cheeks of their fucking tomato sauce from their fucking bastard frys.

The cunts.

strong black

assignments are enough to drive you to distraction

Fluffy Stabby - YANBU they could pay, move the car, then go for a fry up or shop next door... I can't believe they actually leave the vehicle at the pump while they do that If it's not busy I might pick up a loaf of bread or pint of milk

Assignment done, handed in, in hand and I have chocolate.

Am going back to bed shortly (sans Upgrade )

I may be slightly less ranty after some sleep

Which cheeks were they wiping the tomato sauce from?

LOL

Faces.

And then hands on the arse of their jeans.

AND THEN doing the hoik with the jeans

I am also in the - went to move out of the way - got told off' camp - sorry - I often use Tesco Express for petrol, and cash and then shopping - but if you do attempt to move from the pumps they do not like it as they think you are not going to pay - sorry

You can't move your car until you've paid the the fuel - even if you did I don't think the person behind you would be able to use the pump.

It is bloody irritating though, granted.

Flicktheswitch - I was getting the petrol on my way home. The light had just come on in my car. I live 2 minutes from the petrol station.

And how the fuck am I supposed to organise when anyone else is at the petrol station and what shopping they want to do when they are there?

People don't have to move their cars before going into the shop, that's madness. But anywhere other than the garage shop is not ok.

But these people weren't going into the shop attached to the petrol pumps. They went into the shops next door. And ate a bloody fry FFS! And dandered round at snail speed in the cheap shop

YANBU.

Don't half fancy a fryup now aswell...

Stabby - another , more chocolate and bed!!

Call the Upgrade - see if he's feeling 'off colour' this afternoon