AIBU to expect to be offered the dip of my choice when I get a Kenfucky Tried Chicken meal? The menu says I get a dip. I have never been asked if I want a dip, ever! I always have to ask for my dip. Is there a policy of withholding dips unless they are specifically asked for in order to save money? Luckily, the staff are usually so shocked at the temerity of the customer asking for what he paid for they tend to give out large handfuls of dips (in sachets. Not literal handfuls) (yuk!) so when I forget to ask I always have my spare dip supply to dip into. But I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO ASK. It is my human right to my choice of dip. It is not a luxury. I'm a customer which means I'm always right. They wouldn't treat the Queen like they treat me. I bet every KFC has a selection of exotic dips kept in seal skin sachets just on the off chance Her Maj fancies an emergency Boneless Banquet, and they'll shower her with them. They'll give her so much dip she'll be able to bathe in the stuff. If you think I'm being unreasonable you're obviously sucking up to the queen or something. Maybe she lets you dunk in her used dip bath afterwards or something? Maybe KFC have got to you already?! Maybe you're all in league with the dip abusers at KFC?!! First they stop giving out dip! Then they take all your details when you pay by card!! Then they're after some kind of tissue sample from you!!! They'll try to suck out the part of you brain that controls dips!!!! Holy Fuck!!!! That's what all their straws are for!!!!! Run everybody!!!!! KFC want to suck out you brains!!!!! And you thought it was zombies you had to worry about!!!!!!!!
Anyway. I want to be offered a fucking dip next time I go.