to fucking HATE HATE Boots adverts

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UGGHHHH

here come the girls, FUCK OFF.

yes because all I want for xmas is a fucking shitty gift box with a "Sanctuary" bubble bath, sponge and shitty scented body lotion

and yes we office girls just LOVE our cosmetics

let me tell you Boots, if I want an Xmas treat I want some Chanel, or some MAC, or some Ortigia. none of which you sell. Not a shitty box of cack that I cant even regift

rant over

YANBU

I despise these ads too. Patronising crap.

You are not the target meercat here, obv.

YANBU.

Added rant - fucking Advantage Card points! 'No other loyalty card gives you 4 points per £1 you spend.' No. And no other shop gets you so effing little for that pound. Or for those points, when you've finally spent enough to have enough of them. Bastards.

Too many 'enoughs'. Boots, you have eaten my grammar. Up yours.

Why do you HATE HATE them and not just HATE? Hmmmmm???

YANBU though, those ads are fucking annoying.

Hmm I kinda like the Boots advert - makes me feel all Christmassy.

But I massively super hate that stupid Wowcher advert and I EPIC-LY hate the confused.com advert with that stupid cartoon woman and her stupid singing mates.

But most of all I DETEST that stupid singing Haribo family and their weird creepy little song. I mean - seriously - who thought that was a good idea?!?!?

God, that was quite cathartic. I needed that.

I find pretty much all adverts patronising

I would be glad of some Boots Christmas stuff, I seriously got some Tesco shower gel last year

CONVERSELY... I really LIKE LIKE the Weetabix advert where the whole family have a crappy day. Yes yes so it inevitably raises the predictable cries of 'why does the woman have to be a SAHM???' but aside from that, its a beacon in a sea of advertising shit.

boots adverts are always shit, always. the littlewoods ad makes my blood boil though, irritating song, and its not my lovely lovely mother, actually, to my 4 and 3 yr old, its santa. thank you!
that said, i do love soap and glory, its overpriced but its lovely stuff, not if you are used to estee lauder or clinique, obviously not, but for people who cant afford expensive bath and body stuff, s&g for christmas is a treat, be it 3 for 2 or not!

Boots advert -Yuk yuk yuk.

Always on when I'm feeling fat , wearing jogging bottoms with semi digested milk on my shoulder.