to present you with the "Daily Mail Dictionary"?

[Portofino]

My there are some corkers in here

CFLs: Compact fluorescent lamps - a device invented by communists and forced on us by global warming hoaxers. CFLs cause headaches, cancer, and are so gloomy 95% of the population regularly fall over in the dark and have to risk flesh-eating bugs in an NHS hospital to get their injuries treated. CFLs also emit clouds of mercury when switched on which causes brain-poisoning and makes sufferers vote New Lie-Boor.

In the readers comments, whenever there's a "Slate the NHS story" some t*t always demands Bring back Matron

Any story about the state of the UK:

Broken Britain
Will the last person to leave please turn the light off

Tony B-Liar

Love it

time to dig out the link to daily mail-o-matic

toute see my post 15:45:43

tethers perhaps we live in a parallel universe?

ah apologies for that tooearly, how about the daily mail oncological ontology project

it was very funny of you to post toute, especially in the light of the convo earlier

So many familiar faces pop up in my head when reading that dictionary. Thanks OP, good to have a laugh after the day week I am having.

You're welcome!