To think it's great that Marlborough College pupils are doing amazing work in breaking down class barriers by

[sozzledchops]

queueing outside Greggs at lunch time to load up on sausage rolls, fruit shoots and coke and scoff them in the street. Wonder if their mums know?

The melted cheesy bean slice thingy loosely mimics a heart attack invitation breakfast.

Thanks Laurie

One of the great secrets of the world is Greggs Seconds shop. A whole sack of imperfect sausage rolls for a poond. I've been in that queue.

pastry gives me turrible heartburn.

I could kill for a cupcake floating in champers.

Either I have got this wrong or the OP's pot is heavily laden with sarcasm?

Dont think there is so much need for references to chips on shoulders and handing out of

*post not pot

Or a maple and pecan doughnut.

God, I'm starving now.