...to wonder how in the hell my pubes ended up there?!

[StealthPenguin]

I'm in the bathroom. Just had a long shower as it's been a hectic day - face mask, cup of tea, my special shower stuff that's quite expensive and smells DE-LISH. I also trimmed my fanjo because DP has been winding me up all day and I'm looking forward to some fun tonight.

I'm in front of the mirror, cleaning my teeth in just my panties and a towel-turban. DP comes in, smacks my bum and begins brushing his teeth.

Moth comes in, scaring the life out of me. DP acts the hero, gets rid of it.

He then turns to me and asks me, with a completely deadpan expression..."Babe? How did your pubes end up on the ceiling?"

I look. I gawp. There's three short, curly, bright ginger hairs stuck to the ceiling above the shower.

HOW. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! LOL!

My DP is now enjoying the "hedge-trim" jokes, offering me a strimmer and industrial tools for next time.

But seriously... HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET UP THERE?!

About the cake....on further inspection, it could have been invisible thread. I use a lot of it in my sewing, and it gets everywhere. And it looks uncannily like pubic hair!! Do I absolve myself?

You do... just

And I'm sure my pubic hairs are not in the same league as the woman who "effing loves masturbating" and was looking for new and inventive ways to flick the bean. Now THAT was a TMI thread :o

Hi i know how they got there it was the "Red Ghost of Pubustic past"
PS did you get the fun you were hopeing for.

My pubes now have a dedicated ghost? Dear god...

And yes xD

as a fellow ginger i wish to say that i have problems with static electricity and my hair gets stuck everywhere. but tbh pubes are found mostly in socks in my house i don't understand why. think my tumble dryer has an agenda to slowly drive me mad. but really liked your thread.

Wow, that's a new one! Never found my pubes in a sock!

Have found an ex-boyfriends pubes in a sock though... but that was for rather obvious reasons!

Wanksock?

Nearly got a full house here.

Being a prof of food ,tea towels and pants i can live with, at least they are washed with one mop one house carn,t live with that, mop your bog room then your kitchen same mop ouchhhhh,that like nuts on a bar or drinking from a bottle piss all over it.

I always knew there was an advantage to having alopecia!

Well I think this thread is coming to an end (unless you want to start up a list of "oddest places to find pubes!!"), so thank you all for laughing with me :o