so Christmas is brought to you by the girls (aka women carefully selected to represent every age group so hardly girls)
which means that the girls nefariously arrange christmas (e.g. buy presents, decorate, wrap everything, put the lights up etc) like an overgrown bunch of overmadeup elves while simultaneously spraying themselves with perfume, as men wander through grunting in surprise at christmas just 'happening' around them
advertisers...I am heartily sick of your cheap exhortations at 'gender' fulfillment "men oh aren't you amusing because you are so useless/women be superhuman martyrs" so please do fuck off to the far side of fuck and while you're there please try and become the creatives you are so desperate to be thought of by the rest of us by abandoning trading on this kind of tired old shit. Grrrrrrr.