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to start a pointless thread about some funny stories just for a laugh??

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my2centsis · 02/11/2011 20:58

do you have any silly pointless stories you want to share just for a laugh??

over the last 24hours i have a couple (both pregnancy related)

yesterday i was walking with an empty pram to pick dd up from kindergarten, its a 20min walk so i take the pram for her to hop in, im walking minding my own business (8months pregnant it's flippin hot and regretting making this decision to walk) when a man getting something out of his car asks.... R you out practicing pushing a pram for when your baby arrives??? i stop and look at him blankly (thinking yes idiot that's exactly what im doing) he then goes on to say that the world would be a better place if there were more people like me around, who practice everything before having a baby so we don't screw up the kids life?...UMMMM

Again dropping dd of at kindy this morning a little boy comes up to me and says "why is your belly fat??" i reply by saying im going to have a baby soon...He then asks (while rubbing my stomach) "can i see the big knife your going to use to cut him out with?" UMMM i had no idea what to say back to that!

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JjandtheBeanplusPud · 02/11/2011 21:04

Wow you live near some interesting folk Grin

Not sure if this is funny but my dd is mental a bit odd, she's 2, and refuses to accept sick or vomit, and is adamant its mouth poo, and she flushes the toilet before she goes not after!

Oh and tod my mum was nosing at my facebook over my shoulder.

"Who's baby is that, bit funny looking"

" Mum where's your glasses"

"In my bag"

" Think you should get them. That's a bacon sandwich"

Haggyoldclothbatspus · 02/11/2011 21:16

The other week, my boss told me to get the train to work. I became so engrossed in listening, horror struck, to an awful teenager discussing her sex life, and posting about it here, that I missed my stop. (chelmsford) I then discovered that I was on the express train, and the next stop was Stratford (next stop before Liverpool ST)! I had to get off at Stratford, buy another ticket, wait half an hour, and get on the return train! I was an hour late for work and £12 out of pocket! My boss was waiting, and thought it was hysterical! I still havent lived it down!

my2centsis · 02/11/2011 21:28

JjandtheBeanplusPud lol aw your dd sounds cute!!! lol about the bacon sandwich!!

Haggyoldclothbatspus i dear say you will not live that down for awhile lol i can only imagin how annoyed you would of been when you stopped listening to the teenage sex story teller to realise where you were PMSL at least you got a good story out of it!

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JjandtheBeanplusPud · 02/11/2011 21:49

I also get frequently reminded of the time I stood leant against dps car and rested my foot on the wheel and recoiled in horror stating his "tyres were filthy" I was stood with three men, you can imagine how that went...

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