Wakes the children up at 6.30 with a resounding fart and refuses to sit down to pee (in the morning) so that his first long and loud pee doesn't wake us. Though I guess it doesn't matter cos the Fart never fails.
Washes dishes but generally has to rewash them cos he does it badly.
And the bleeding huge protein shakers always left for me in the morning, not to mention the bowl of something with peanut butter mixed in. The smell!! gaaaag!! Always waiting for me Every morning.
Says 'oh yeah, I was meant to do that.' When what he means is 'I meant to do that'
Like he was meant to deal with his shakers 'oh yeah I wiz meant to do that before I went to bed'
Yes, I know you were Meant to, the point is that you Did Not.
Refuses to learn how to fold tops and literally rolls them in a ball then looks up proudly.
Hates gardening, or anything to do with the garden. I would just like him to cut the grass without whining and taking a strop.
Talking if strops, he takes whoppers when he is hungry. I have to throw some chocolate at him to buy me some time.
Balls his socks up when he pulls them off, then I have to unball them before putting them in the machine.
And he is another one for leaving the empty loo roll on the floor and also not refilling the basket so I always find that there is absolutely none left in the room, when I really need some.
But, I am another one that loves him really. There is plenty of good to outweigh the bad.