to leave the bastard?

[JjandtheBeanplusPud]

To start with the selfish twat ate my sausages, I am pregnant I needed those sausages, I purposefully cooked two extra to have in a sandwich today.

Now the utter arsebiscuit has a new app on his phone, says, Jj have a go, all unsuspecting I begin concentrating and remembering numbers etc and a scary face screams at me.

What a twat,

Shall I throw all his clothes out the window now or later.

Burn the clothes and leave the bastard.

Not until you have time to cut the arse out of all his trousers and nipple holes in his shirts, T-shirts and jumpers. [hgrin]

Murder him to death. It's the only honourable thing to do. He ate your sausages [hshock]

loving "arsebiscuit"

now how can i work that into a conversation tomorrow

Flushing his phone down the toilet on the way.

Just realised to utter wanksock has downloaded it to MY ipod not his phone, how fucking rude is that!!!

Buy some more sausages and fry them and while they are hot and crispy . . . no, I will leave it there and then nobody will get this message deleted and Jj will still get the idea!

Cook some more sausages to leave in the fridge; this time make them special ones, i.e. laced with rat poison.

Haha, you lot are evil geniuses! (Sp)

I have some --out of date-- laxatives and a nurofen for children syringe....

He keeps looking at me and sniggering.

I feel all stabby

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, what was the app ?

'Scary prank'. It hides itself as 'idiot test'

Haha yes I am.