... having a baby!
Harruummpphh.
In my defence, I can only say that I am hugely excessively tired and grumpy, had absolute rubbish sleep for about a week.
All my family are away, I have the house to myself, was so looking forward to getting my head down for an hour.
And now all this blooming noise coming through!!
Midwife has been there about an hour - how much longer do you reckon it'll be?