To think if you're a tap you should sit at the end of the row?

[HullEnzia]

grrr another cinema one.

Why do taps insist on sitting right down the aisle meaning everytime they get up, everyone else has to get up too!? It's SO annoying. Lost count of the amount of times I had to get up yesterday during Johnny English.

Taps - why bother going to cinema at all??? surely you miss most of the bloody film anyway?!

I'm a 'tap' (charming) having had four children and uro problems. It's people like you that make me feel unable to go to the cinema. On the rare occasion I go I always look for an aisle seat as near the exit as possible.. and don't drink anything for hours beforehand in order to be as courteous as possible to other people...

Would you like me to wear a nappy op?

It's not often I would wish my own problem on someone else but actually.. may you develop severe urge incontinence (both types ) preferably on a coach with no loos.....

I thought this was the start of the Xmas panto rages, and that your PFB was being upstaged by a Tap. Was wondering where a Tap comes into the Nativity.

YABU and a grumpy old bugger.