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To want to kill DH?

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DooinMeCleanin · 26/10/2011 12:14

He allowed the children to stay up late last knowing they had to be up early for playgroup while I went to Zumba.

Not only did he do this, he also brought home and left in child sight, a can of Apple Tango. One singular can. We have two children Hmm

I now have two over tired children, one can of Tango and to top it all off my head phones have broken and with all the screaming I have forgotten where my emergency pair are. Oh yes and the Greyhound keeps farting. I'll find a way to blame DH for that too shortly.

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CocoPopsAddict · 26/10/2011 12:16

Well you could pour the can of tango between two glasses for them?

Sorry to hear you're having a rubbish day.

aldiwhore · 26/10/2011 12:16

YABU.

Share the Tango. They'll still get up in the morning. Take your headphones OUT. Open wine. Find a different dog food or leave the bastard.

worraliberty · 26/10/2011 12:17

What's wrong with opening the can and tipping it into two glasses? Confused

I feel your pain re the dog farts. Mine keeps farting and then immediately jumping up to stare at his bum in wonderment Hmm

pictish · 26/10/2011 12:18

The Tango should be shared, and if that is not agreeable to them, they go without. Simple!

squeakyfreakytoy · 26/10/2011 12:18

Send the kids to bed, with the dog... and drink the tango. ...

Problem solved Grin

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DooinMeCleanin · 26/10/2011 12:19

I have no idea what is wrong with splitting the Tango into two glasses, but then, I am not 4 and 8 and in the middle of a tantrum. If I was then I would realise that pouring the Tango into 2 glasses is very wrong.

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worraliberty · 26/10/2011 12:20

Then put the Tango away and tell them if they don't share, they don't get.

Tortoiseinadarkspell · 26/10/2011 12:22

Maybe he fed the dog the second can of Tango? The bastard.

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DooinMeCleanin · 26/10/2011 12:25

I've sent dd1 to the shop for more Tango

No doubt she will come back with a different flavour and it will somehow be better than the Apple can that almost caused them to kill each other Hmm

Is there anyway I could convince tham to nap? Drugs maybe? Then I could go swimming at bedtime and leave DH to deal with the trouble he has created.

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MrBloomsNursery · 26/10/2011 12:27

Eeew...Apple Tango? Yuck.

pictish · 26/10/2011 12:27

You crumbler!

It'll be well worth their while to kick off next time they don't want to share something. Persistence gets results!
Hahahaa sucker! Grin

PetiteRaleuse · 26/10/2011 12:30

I was ready to come on here and say YABU stop exaggerating but then saw your name and without even reading your posts can tell you YANBU.

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