AIU to be Pissed off At Thread Titles That Take up More Than One Line?

[Tortington]

i feel i absolutely have to hide the thread to keep things tidy.

its akin to making sure all the labels on the jars in the cupboard are in a line

so aibu?

hold the phone.... whats going on?

someone got the fucking hump already

I don't care how many lines it takes to announce what your thread is about - just tell us what it is about or I WON'T READ IT!

< rubs arse sweat off window >

Sorry, missed the up. I would also capitalise the up.

< sniffs hand & pukes >

Oh fuck.

You don't think a fishwife's going to come on and give me a pasting do you?

Eeek.

Is there some guidance available for the proper construction of a thread title.

Must include what the sodding thread is about.
Must NOt Have RandOM Capitals
Must be short.

I need to know.

Must not have.........leading to something fucking boringly mundane.

I like to see a couple of misspelled (misspelt?) swears in a thread title.

Conforming to the rules at the same time as being cool and grown up.

ah yes capitalising the up - of course.

and its two words on the second line not one. gosh darn it.

Must include what the sodding thread is about.

yes done

Must NOt Have RandOM Capitals

kinda nearly did the right capitalisationalisms

Must be short.
darn it - but would be ideal to keep the place tidy

Custardo - just find a way to get MN to get rid of the adverts then they'd all fit on one tidy line!

do you know...you're right!