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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think it's unreasonable for a neighbour's cats to use my garden as a toilet?

34 replies

GreenPenguin · 20/10/2011 16:06

need I say more?

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aldiwhore · 20/10/2011 17:01

I can only suggest that you arrange a meeting with the cat itself and tell it how you feel. Your neighbour is powerless to change your cat's behaviour, that is why she has a CAT and not a DOG.

Your neighbour's cat will shrug at you and shit in your garden more often. Best to think of a cat other than your own as you would a fox, badger, hedgehog - although if you are the sort of person who's inclined to shoot these things, that would not be acceptable - and take measures to protect your property from poopattack. This can be done in many ways.

Think of a cat like you would a burglar. Asking a Burglar's mum to 'have a word' is of no use. Reasoning will get you nowhere fast. To deal with a burglar you plant prickly things of fences, you sort out your home security, you turn your home into a veritable castle. With a cat, you plant things they don't like (ask your local garden centre, I have a cat, so I plant catnip!) or plant things they DO like (catnip) in an area you don't mind them being, you spray your garden with (whatever its called) 'stuff' to make them not wish to poo there (again garden centre sells it, we use it on our bins... we have foxes, badgers, hedgehogs AND 'other' cats... it works a treat).

There is stuff you can do to limit the poop, you can even rid yourself of the problem without ridding your neighbour of their cat! Speaking to your neighbour, or the cat is POINTLESS. Fish need water, Cats need to roam (I don't do housecats, it actually upsets me a little but I accept not everyone can let their cat out as much as they need, and the cat is usually happy - ish) so this is a problem for YOU to solve, not your neighbour, not your neighbour's cat.

It's a PITA though, I feel your pain, and YANBU to utterly detest the whole thing, especially if your're not a cat lover!

Cats learn very quickly to avoid things they don't like. And you have every right to powerhose use a water pistol as well... for your own self gratification if nothing else, but after you've soaked it a few times, get to a garden centre and ask advice!

PigletJohn · 20/10/2011 17:05

No need.

Cats are usually friendly and will respond well to being allowed to walk over and sniff you, then having their ears rubbed, while you stand still. Given time they may allow you to pick them up. Many cats do not like small children who maul them.

Maybe a very occasional treat, but don't let them think of you as their pet who feeds them.

DooinMeCleanin · 20/10/2011 17:08

If this cat is large black and white cat with a funny eye who occassionally answers to the name of Maximus it's best not to befriend him. He will shit in your garden even more and if he gains access to your house he'll shit in there too. If you upset him he'll piss on your bed.

Should you find a way to reason with a cat like this, please do let me know.

DogsBeastFiend · 20/10/2011 17:12

Ah, the weekly cat shit thread. How... erm... novel... Hmm

saggarmakersbottomknocker · 20/10/2011 17:17

YANBU.

I've oft ranted about the very same and am still contemplating catnapping my neighbour's 3 cats and dumping them in deepest Wales or something. My garden would be a much nicer place and at least I'll be able to sleep with the window open without one or more of them trying to gain entry.

colken · 20/10/2011 17:47

There is a gadget that can be bought from pet shops. Something to do with emitting a high pitched sound that only animals can hear and they dislike it. Begins to operate when they are near it.

catgirl1976 · 20/10/2011 17:50

For real? Again? I can't even be bothered to make sarcastic comments about talking to the cats for you. YABU and YAB even more U for starting ANOTHER cat shit thread.

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 20/10/2011 18:06

catgirl see my post above, as i said just move on and save yourself the effort of typing

Trills · 20/10/2011 18:15

Cats are unreasonable. Get used to it.

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