to kill DH for eating chinese leftovers?

[MissIngaFewmarbles]

I think it would be entirely justified myself.

Picture the scenario, I go to the fridge after a hard day at college and an even harder afternoon looking after the 4 DCs on my own as DH IS OUT FOR A MEAL WITH WORK NOW, go to take out the leftover chinese that I have been dribbling about since lunchtime and it's not fecking there

DH was working at home today and has stuffed his face with it WIBU to kill him and cut him into tiny pieces? No jury in the land would convict surely?

YANBU. I had a flatmate who was addicted to cold chinese food. I suggest ordering fresh chinese and DH pays.

YANBU

In fact text him a chilling death threat right now, hopefully he'll choke on his dinner learn his lesson.

Chilling death text, then order another one! I think it's only fair!

leave the bastard

I have text him thanking him for leaving me the chinese as he knew it would be a tough busy day for me today, also he was so thoughtful just having a snack for lunch knowing he was OUT FOR A WORK MEAL tonight

I would get a fresh Chinese all to yourself

and use his card to pay for it

YANBU. Quarter him, long slow roast him and turn the cunt into crispy pancakes

greedy fecker!! Empty the freezer,drink all the milk and make sure you leave the bread out to go hard,make sure there is NOTHING left for tomorrow,let the bastard starve mwahahaha

at crispy pancakes

We have a joint account so sadly it wouldn't matter which card I used. No reply to chilly passive/aggressive text yet.....

Up the stakes! You have to get even somehow.....you must ruin his meal..... ...the way he ruined yours [hhmm]

yabu

order yourself a nice fresh one

Ooooh curly liking your style

Can't really afford another one, last night was a special treat as I passed an exam

Phone him and tell him there's a man with an axe trying to break in..no, he's in...he's coming towards you... And then hang up. That'll ruin his meal.

Of course you run the risk of not being believed in future when a mad axeman breaks in, but that's a risk worth taking, IMO.

Oh god that would drive me mad.

When the dc were little I had a job stacking shelves in the evening, I used dash out as soon as dh got in and get home about 11pm. One evening it was really cold and I spent the entire evening looking forward to having a nice little port when I got home; only to find dh had finished the bottle! [hangry]

I won't mention the bacon incident.

Well done on exam brainiac! Text a list of demands;

Posh dessert from restaurant for one....

Can't think of any more....

Thank you

He's at Pizza Express, so posh dessert may be stretching it, maybe I could ask him for takeaway from there?

schroeder, did he finish the last of the bacon in the house? Is he still alive????

that is so mean. surely a portion of chinese is cheaper than a pizza? (if you cook the rice yourself)

Well the only pork balls available to you tonight are his? Cut them off. Batter them. Make him eat them.
Sweet for you. Sour for him.

snort at grovel :)

no reply to text asking for food either :(

Yes, he ate the bacon, our marriage was on a precipace I can tell you. [hhmm]