I have just accidentally put my son's homework sheet on the fire.

[Cathycomehome]

AIBU to think, "My mum set fire to it?" will not be a believable excuse tomorrow?

Depriving the dog of the traditional morning meal - that's abuse, that is.

ponders what other things OP has done that makes school think she is insane. Prob the same kind of things I do. Oh dear !!

Oh dear.

When I was at school my dog did a wee on my school bag. It only had my french exercise book in it luckily. I did offer to return the drenched item it to my teacher but for some reason she was not keen to have it back. I got detention as well for not doing my homework (which I had :()

Darn. CaptainNancy nipped in with "Sheila Take a Bow". I was going to suggest you were a couple of Kooks.

I've embarrassed ds before by sending in an embarrassed note claiming his "sister ate it" w.r.t. his homework.

I love that song too!

I had to send a note in with DS1 saying that he had done his homework but I had spilt a cup of tea all over it. I did try to dry it but the sodding paper tore when I picked it up.

Ha. I was thinking of Kooks too.

Next, you must take the car downtown, OP. Then everything will be fine.

I spilt wine over ds school book once. Stank of wine. .