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to join here because I am FED UP of twats on netmums?

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DefectingMama · 16/10/2011 18:32

That's about all really. I like swearing, I like calling people twats when they'er being twats, and I don't think I can cope with one more "hun" or hug emoticon any longer. Am I welcome here instead?

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crazynannawitchbitch · 16/10/2011 18:59

Welcome [hsmile]
I defected months ago,although posting on there sometimes till the fuckers banned me

JodieHarsh · 16/10/2011 19:04

I find new arrivals announcing their presence in this grandiose and attention-seeking fashion to be really cunting poor form to be honest

TheGhostOfMrsWembley · 16/10/2011 19:04

I came here after a friend told me about support she's found on a parenting site... I just got the two syllables muddled up...

thank god!Wink I think I would have upset some people over there. And it sounds like you did.GrinGrin

TheGhostOfMrsWembley · 16/10/2011 19:06

'she'd' - don't think she still goes there. (Hope not.)

crazynannawitchbitch · 16/10/2011 19:09

I just slid in the back door,and hoped nobody noticed [hwink]

DefectingMama · 16/10/2011 19:10

Doodlez - that was the point...ish. And I'm crap at thinking of decent names.

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JodieHarsh · 16/10/2011 19:11

You're all right crazy, nothing I like more than people slipping in my back door

usualsuspect · 16/10/2011 19:11

I noticed you crazy nanna [hgrin]

I don't like all the announcing I'm here posts either

Just get on with it

DefectingMama · 16/10/2011 19:14

But clearly it's imperative to inform you of my presence? Look at me, look at me LOOK AT MEEEEE....I may have to go back there just to post a flouncing off post to round it all off nicely.

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JodieHarsh · 16/10/2011 19:14
Grin

Well I don't like you but I'm sure lots of people will

Change your sodding name! Mama this, Mum that, God

JodieHarsh · 16/10/2011 19:15

(Don't mind me, I'm typing on the loo and I have cystitis)

GalloweesG · 16/10/2011 19:16

You'll have to change your name to DefecatingMama :o

crazynannawitchbitch · 16/10/2011 19:18

Thankyou Jodie [hsmile]

AKissIsNotAContract · 16/10/2011 19:19

I'm now wondering if you can get a Hallowe'en name out of defecatingmama

OneNerveAndYouAreOnIt · 16/10/2011 19:19

you are gonna be disappointed if you think all the twats are confined to the other place lol

PerficMrsLukey · 16/10/2011 19:21

As others said, its the kind of twattery. I can't cope with that kind any more - I need the kind I can join in with....whist defecating.

PerficMrsLukey · 16/10/2011 19:21

Whilst!!! Stupid bloody typos...

Cheeptrickortreat · 16/10/2011 19:26

No your not welcome here, fuck off Wink

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