to want to do something very very rude and quite possibly illegal to Ewan McGregor?

[ZombiesAteYourCervix]

Involving vegetables, very high heels and an awful lot of saliva.

YANBU, but only after me! [hgrin]

YABVU ...vegtables ? ffs , does no one use chocolate sauce anymore ?
[hshock] [hwink] [hgrin]

just me and ewan and anaubergine. i need nothing else. the saliva will come of it's own accord.

HMMM... Hes ok I spose. Hes a bit beardy nowadays. I prefer my men a little less hirsute. Unless they plan on putting the beard to good use

Back off you lot...He's mine!

YABU with the spit and the veg..I think I boaked in my mouth a little....

You will immediately lose all interest in Ewan McGregor.

Seeing as he's mine.

"This is not the overly bearded actor you are looking for"

I used to have a major crush on him and then one day - it was gone. he should be so lucky anyway

He's a bit bored these days though isn't he, a bit blase

As you lot are serially entertaining Mr McG I'm sure he wouldn't mind little old me taking his wife up the aisle out for coffee.

Did you see him on Jonathan Ross? OMG just how much does he love himself? Almost as much as you do OP

I thought he was great on J Ross. I like him. But I don't fancy him. At all. Not because of the beard though. He's never quite worked out what to do with his hair IMO. It always looks terrible.

beard or no beard , hes a tasty bit of breakfast ...better if your starving hungry and you wouldnt mind his crumbs in your sheets

Still slightly scared about Zombies aubergine ...thats a whopper of a vegetable ...suggest starting with a courgette and working your way up .

However id give the aubergine to johnathan ross ... hes got that look about him . You know , the look ...he knows about veg ...hes probably even had marrow once or twice .

He loves himself but he's lovely.

Not sure about vegetables though, unless he's going to make me some mash afterwards [naive schoolgirl].

Yabu, sounds repulsive with aubergines and saliva - although McGregor v shaggable.

I would like him to introduce me to Charlie...now he's a real man...

Unless it's flick him the V and nick his wallet - Yabu

It depends, What film are you watching?

Not aubergine, gives me a dodgy tummy [henvy]
Drove chocolate sauce & EM
Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak-minded Haggy, good luck with that round here
Anyway, hes from about 20 miles from my (Scottish) home town , so I'm first just for being Scots

I've met him

He let me use a shower before him, I'd been staring at the back of his head (not knowing who he was) for the previous 5 minutes.

[henvy][henvy] Mermaid

YABVU - about the aubergine - WTF??
Just him, his beard and you plus the heels are surely enough???
Grrr

phwaar OP lucky ewen!!

YABVU OP, we all know that carrots are the traditional veg for these sorts of shenanigans.