to not give a shit whether Beyonces bump is real or fake

[MilkNoSugarPlease]

Give the poor woman a fucking break!

Whether its real, fake if extra bloody terrestrial its no one else's buisness!

yadnbu

Jamie what do I need to click on that link? It seems to be a bunch of people just like us talking about it, with the added bonus of lots of pictures of pregnant posters bellies?!

Sardine - under the shaded introductory bit, there's a little link http.tinypic etc etc

You obviously do give a shit as you started a thread on it!

I'm the same gestation as 'B' and my bump changes size. I've got SPD and when it's particularly bad the ligaments are fucked and it all hangs out. I'm 22 weeks and today I look massive, yesterday I was in pre-pregnancy jeans.

Tbh I'm more interested in Kelly's 'father' and the allegations of jay-z's crack-selling days.

Got it Sardine ? Am trying to find a better way to link it

The address of the video on the page I linked is i54tinypic.com/n1ywwy.jpg.

Click on it, it bottom left of the shaded box

YABU

fwiw, to me it looks like she has a high bump and the material of her dress shimmys a bit as she sits down

I was enomous at that stage, and had a stupidly high bump - there isn't a set shape and size is there..

Thanks Jamie!

Maybe she has some special kind of sleb maternity knickers on which misfire a bit at that point?

Why would she wear a fake bump anyway? That's what I'm struggling with - the motive!!!

So you start another thread on it?!

Amberleaf quite

Well now I know all about it so the OP has certainly brought this bump question to at least one more person in the world.

Alpinepony, what about Kellys 'father'?

Do you mean Kelly Rowland?

The bump 'crumpling' is weird. But my bump shrank dramatically at 8 months over the course of 7 days. I got sick and dehydrated and it just got smaller. I know because I couldn't put the aeroplane tray down on my way to Brazil, but did it easily on the way home...also it was really obvious.

I have to say, I think it looks like the material of her dress folding up and then puffing out a bit as she sits down

What I don't get is, if she was wearing a 'fake' bump why would it deflate and then re-inflate?

Surely a fake bump would be more solid? Or is she just using a beach ball?

Personally I think the whole fake bump thing is bollocks. So many slebs use adoption or surrogacy these days there is no need to hide it.

And to all those moaning that she is acting like the only pg woman ever, give her a break. God forbid a woman actually be excited about having a baby. Wouldn't it be better if she just hid herself away for the whole time.

I don't really care although I was a bit shocked to see the video. It did look strange, but hardly conclusive evidence either way.

On the one hand, it's absolutely nodoby else's business. On the other, if it is a fake bump, and they're using a surrogate because of fertility issues, it could be good for other women in similar circumstances to hear someone in the public spotlight being open about it.