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To think that there are some words that should be obliterated from the English language?

26 replies

peggotty · 12/10/2011 10:38

Like 'snicker' for example, it makes me think of spotty American teens, or even worse, the bloody Twilight books where they were snickering all over the effing place. Whoever heard of a snickering vampire fgs?!

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peggotty · 12/10/2011 10:42

Oh crap, my outrage appears to have created 2 threads!!! Ignore other one. (and possibly this one as well as the case may be!!)

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TheTenantOfWildfellHall · 12/10/2011 11:11

YANBU. Vampires brood. They don't snicker. How can they seduce if they're snickering?

Besides, it's a stupid word.

SooticaTheWitchesCat · 12/10/2011 11:16

Vampires would never snicker! I actually don't remember reading they snickered in Twighlight but it is very wrong Wink

ZombiesAtYourCervix · 12/10/2011 11:18

flange.

aldiwhore · 12/10/2011 11:20

Flannel. I hate it.

Twilight vampires don't just 'snicker' they are sparkly too!! (I read the books and am ashamed as I enjoyed them but sparkly WTF?) Anyway, bit of a tangent, a FB friend had as her status once "In my day vampires sucked blood not cock" which kinda sums up my own feelings for the modern day vampire.

ZombiesAtYourCervix · 12/10/2011 11:23
notso · 12/10/2011 11:41

SnickeringConfused I have never heard it
Does it mean they are scoffing Snickers? if so I am caking at the moment!

Deflatedballoonbelly · 12/10/2011 11:43

Frickin, Twunt, arse biscuit and twonk.

PestoCoffinisto · 12/10/2011 11:44

gobsmacked

Miggsie · 12/10/2011 11:45

Any noun that someone stuck "ize" on the end to make it a verb.

Top of this hate list is:

"burglarized"

Vomit emoticon.

limitedperiodonly · 12/10/2011 11:48

Lippy (for lipstick, lippy as in fond of backchat is fine)

Feisty, sassy or any other words used solely to describe and diminish women.

Footie. No one who says it genuinely follows football.

SjuperWereWolef · 12/10/2011 11:50

i have mini snickers right here and am now eating them thanks to this thread. you should all be ashamed of yourselves

i despise the word throb. Blush

TheBride · 12/10/2011 11:55

Isn't snicker just American for snigger?

LiviaAugusta · 12/10/2011 11:57

Hubby, it's awful and cringeworthy. Funky, just a personal pet hate but I'd be happy to never hear anything described as 'funky' again.

Ooopsadaisy · 12/10/2011 11:59

Pert.

It just revolts me.

notso · 12/10/2011 12:03

I remember when it was Marathoning.

SillyOldHector · 12/10/2011 12:03

Panties. Yuck!

PestoCoffinisto · 12/10/2011 12:04

Ooh ooh Miggsie I heard

incentivise on the television yesterday Shock

surely that's made up?

what's wrong with the good old fashioned motivate ???

Ooopsadaisy · 12/10/2011 12:05

Gusset.

I just dropped my biscuit in my tea when I thought of it.

(The word - not my gusset - iyswim).

schroeder · 12/10/2011 12:07

Oh dear I used both snicker and gobsmacked just yesterday. Blush

Personally I would vote for Nag (for a horse is fine).

It drives me crazy, it's just a way of putting down (usually a woman) for having to repeatedly ask someone to do something that they should have done the first time.

TheBride · 12/10/2011 12:07

See, when used at the beginning of a sentence as short for "Do you see?"

schroeder · 12/10/2011 12:08

Snicker Grin

GetOrfMo1Land · 12/10/2011 12:09

They 'chuckled' in Twilight. Fucking chuckling Vampires.

SjuperWereWolef · 12/10/2011 12:20

gusset is one of my favourite words just now due to my granny pant obsession and a friends suggestion i 'gok my gussets' Grin

peggotty · 12/10/2011 12:30

Grin gok my gussets! 'Edward snickered at Bella's pert panties'.

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