To wonder if someone posted an AIBU about you, what would it be?

[lesley33]

Most of the posts here are about posters complaining about the behaviour of other people. So if someone was going to complain about your behaviour or that of your DC's, what would the AIBU post say?

Mine would say:
AIBU to be annoyed at friend who spilt red wine over my carpet? Yes she did offer to pay for it to be cleaned or replaced, but of course I said no.

Mine would be

AIBU to wish my wife would stop going on about the clothes I leave on the floor.
AIBU to expect my friend to actually phone ME once in more than 6 months.
AIBU to wish my neighbour would stop her mad hairy mutt barking at every leaf when he goes for a walk (to be fair,he quitens will I tell him to shhhh)

Mine would be from MIL and most of my other in laws actually.

"AIBU to think there is actually nothing wrong with my grandson, all he needs is some hard discipline and my DIL just needs to be a bit tougher on him, in fact aibu to think the odd smack would work wonders?"

Ds has ASD, Dyspraxia, Hypermobility and Sensory Processing Disorder.

Otterbjitch- I read fun-sucking as a spoonerism and thought you had come up with some really creative swearing!

AIBU to think Tadlow should stop moaning when she has a pretty nice life? From everyone I know.

I do, I know I do, and we're very lucky, but it's hard to enjoy it when you're not getting any sleep!

AIBU to think it's about time my friend delivered the birthday present she said she had for me last July?