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To not want to have to sneeze during sex?

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SneezyWheezy · 11/10/2011 13:10

Regular poster with name change.

A few weeks ago in the middle of sex I had a sneezing fit. My dp was on top of me at the time and he loved it, in fact he said it was the best sex he's had and he jokingly said I ought to sneeze during sex more often. I suppose it tightened my vagina or whatever.

Anyway I thought no more of it but then he bought me a huge bunch of flowers for no reason (I have hayfever) which I put out of the way in the kitchen. However that same night I found them on my bedside table. When I asked him about it, he said he wanted me to be able to see them when I woke up.

I've also discovered that my hayfever tablets are missing, which isn't that uncommon as I often misplace them, but they've been missing for a week now and with the high winds, I am suffering quite badly with the last of the season's pollen.

The last straw came just last night. We were getting it on and suddenly this dust flew in my face. It got right up my nose and I sneezed - much to dp's delight. I was disgusted but he said it must have been a bit of ceiling plaster. However I tasted it and it was most definitely pepper, he must have thrown it in my face when we were having sex.

Am I right to be annoyed about this?

OP posts:
Sausagesarenottheonlyfruit · 11/10/2011 17:57

Take 15 senna capsules and have a vindaloo. Make sure you "forget" to clench when sneezing.

BatsUpMeNightie · 11/10/2011 18:04

You think he has ishoos?

I know it's a full moon but the fuckwitted fantasy on MN lately is beyond belief!

CauldronsTrulyReign · 11/10/2011 18:06

Well said BatsUp.

BertieBotts · 11/10/2011 18:11

So why doesn't he just ask you to clench then?? Confused Confused

BatsUpMeNightie · 11/10/2011 18:13

Or why don't you j..................oh fuck it - I really can't be arsed!

CamperFan · 11/10/2011 18:23

sausages, that is gross Grin

Schnarkle · 12/10/2011 11:43

He's got a snot fetish. It's so obvious. Hmm

HappyJoy · 12/10/2011 11:47

lol, what a lovely daft completely untrue OP

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