Stop with the t-shirt links please.

[Dexifehatz]

Ibid.

Oh thankyou Piglet I've never heard of that?

I thought it was some sort of website the T.Shirts were being sold on

there is a librarians' joke about the student who's been taking notes from a text book, and asks to borrow a copy of "Ibid"

PigletJohn-

birdsgottofly

if jesus has left his mortal body then he is dead,

From what I remember, he came back from the dead, still in his body and cooked his mates breakfast and ate it with them.
Then he and his body ascended into heaven.
So he was dead for three days and then alive again.

Ask any Christians if Jesus is dead, but be sure to put on a helmut and a flak jacket first.