AIBU to think that this isn't

[purplepidjinawoollytangle]

a fucking zebra?

www.worldwideshoppingmall.co.uk/toys/vtech-baby-3-in-1-zebra-scooter.asp

THERE ARE NO STRIPES!!!!!

It's actually a piebald horse. I know because I have one and getting the bloody White bits clean is a nightmare

It's a cow with a horse's mane, a parrot's beak and tongue, and ram's horns. Definitely no zebra stripes there!

we have been given a green and purple, so called zebra

blackeyedsusan, someone obviously hates you! DP and I considered it for Dniece and dnephew, but decided that his sister doesn't deserve that inflicted on her