Because I can't pack and the stress of trying to do it is going to result in a burst blood vessel or something. :(
So far I've managed to pack a shit aspie suitcase containing: 1 pair of trouser, 40 pairs of socks and 15 t-shirts (all of which are still wet as I wasn't organised enough to get them washed in time); a bag of dog biscuits; several coin bags of various currencies from countries I'm not visiting (just in case) and a phone charger (despite not owning a mobile).
I want to go home and I haven't even left yet. :(