to ask everyone here to give me £100?

[HelloSweetie]

I HAVE to raise 4 million for this.There is no way I am ever going to be able to raise that much myself so I ask you generous lot to help.

£100 isn't much in the grand scheme of things, to donate and between you all, you could make me very happy.

Well I can send you a Virtual million, but only on condition that you ignore aldiwhore's request to stay in the gatehouse, as that is where I shall be living.(I might allow her come over for tea and cake occasionally, but she has to be literally green with envy; she can choose the RB shade though). My other condition is that you keep the library for my own personal use, and sacrifice a hare on each full moon on the helipad.

I do feel that if I am putting up a quarter of the money then I'm not being unreasonable in my stipulations.

It's got a Boudoir!

That's clinched it. I'm having it.

Do you know what I want to know about houses like that? Why do the bedrooms always have so much empty space?!!? Why do you need a humongous bedroom? All you do in a bedroom is sleep and change. Maybe read a book. So what are you suppose to do with all that space? Hold a bedroom ball?!?!

It's lovely to have a writing desk, and at least one comfy chair in your bedroom, plus quite a few bookcases. At the moment, I have a sofa, a small schooldesk, a couple of upright chairs, a set of very lovely old display shelves, and a dressing table in my bedroom. I spend quite a lot of time in there

pffffttttttt !!!!!!!!!

Why would you want that?? It only has 9 bed rooms AND some of them would have to share a bathroom!!!

I adore the kitchen! Im not keen on the bedroom though! Mme im not keen on yours! Its decorated in varying shades of depression!

will stick my hand down the sofa.consider it done

Only if I can have it one week in July.

Do you want it in small unmarked bills?

Well you can keep yours, Im buying this modest property

I'm putting the price up now I know how much you want it

Are you still on about that house?

Oh OK, I'll go two Virtual millions. Same conditions apply. Take it or leave it

The thing I think is blooming amazing is that included in the Dorset House and grounds is a 3 bed cottage - which is so insignificant they don't even bother including a picture of it!