To think that if we all had kittens instead of children we'd be much happier?

[alistron1]

And AIBU could be closed?

If we all had kittens we wouldn't have to worry about:

schools (lunches, instrument tuition, teachers)

Party invitations

Cooking (why would you cook when you can buy stuff in pouches??)

Childminders/Nurseries

MILs/Grandparents

Supermarket Shopping (parking, people 'looking' at you etc..)

The world would be a better place TBH. (and yes, I am the mommy to a new kitten and am in love!!)

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=evil+ugly+kitten&start=104&num=10&hl=en&biw=1146&bih=718&tbm=isch&tbnid=OgFcC4bRIFrBgM:&imgrefurl=cathaters.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html&docid=8sf6Qe_bP3DZLM&w=299&h=320&ei=VieHTu-1DcXoOa39iNUB&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=251&dur=2591&hovh=232&hovw=217&tx=135&ty=175&sqi=2&page=8&tbnh=160&tbnw=150&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:104" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">kerrymumbles cat.

Although I suspect there has been a slight airbrushing of the photo to make him seem softer on the eye.

Awww, I actually love Agents cat picture!!!

my kitten looks like this one

I've been thinking, my kitten needs a good indie school to cater for his abilities. This morning when I was feeding him he was tapping my hand in order to make the food come quicker. He tapped me 7 times which is a prime number. Clearly he is a maths genius.

I can tell you educated him privately alistron.

It surely has paid dividends

Your picture looks like my two cats

My kitten is so advanced that he stole 4 socks last night. Obviously he knew that he'd need one for each paw. I don't think that he'd be stretched enough in mainstream.

No matter how many times the tutor I had for mine tried to explain it, my two just couldn't get to grips with the second rule of thermodynamics.

I try not to show my disappointment

My cat is clevererer than Schrodingers

Nope, I hate cats.

My cat is much harder work than my toddler.

Or much more hard work...

I was wondering where you were zukie

DH is allergic to cats and anything else he doesn't like. I'm just relieved that he isn't allergic to DD.

I propose horses as a far superior alternative to kittens. I am childfree and have horses; I only have to look at them to be bursting with happiness.

Yeah true, they do, but it's worth it!