that certain people give me rage for no good reason?

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I don't know exactly why but whenever I see Martine McCutcheon on those Activia ads I want to scream at the TV. Can't quite put my finger on why.

Does anyone else dislike certain people for no good reason or AIBU?

Alex Salmond. Thought I suspect I have good reason for that.

Alex Ferguson. Maybe I just hate the name.

Jordan. She slept with an Alex...nah hes okay, just a plonker, shes not.

Anyone from TOWIE (because although I haev never watched it, its in the papers and mags so much that I now know more about them than about my own life)

Kelly Rowland. Dead from the eyes backwards.

Louise Redknapp. See Kelly Rowland. Ruined Something For the Weekend.

alex salmon pugnacious
Nicola Sturgeon bumptious
louise rednapp whiny and needy

Louise Redknapp, She definitely ruined something for the weekend.

Kerry Katona, Just bloody irritating.

The fecking Kardashians, Who the hell are they?

Myleene Klass, I dont know why, I really don't, She just bugs the hell out of me.

My personal favourite? Victoria Beckham, Nothing to do with me fancying her gorgeous husband.

Jeremy kyle makes my blood boil
Philip Creepy Schofield
Vernon patronising and slightly stupid Kay
Alex massive ego cheesemaker James

Oh god yeh, Vernon fuck the fuck off Kay. Utter tosser.

Myleen Klass. As odious as Kay.

limitedperiod - who are you? You seem to have met lots of famous people... Are you famous?!

Nicola from girls aloud - odd, so odd

Mylene is annoying because she prances and twirls her head when she presents shows - ugh

Omg the bald guy from masterchef, especially when with a real chef. How much food does he have to cram in, who cares what he thinks, he sells fruit and veg how is he a food critic. He drives me into a homicidal rage.

Geraldine that special way he has of forking an indecent amount of food into his mouth and then sort of lying it along the length of his tongue???

Fearne Cotton full stop, argh her voice drives me up the wall.

Chris Moyles, the arrogance of the man astounds me.

Exactly Wilson, exactly.

I am probably BU for watching it but in Home & Away, that farm girl that Xavier has just taken up with. The biggest jaw I've ever seen on a female, I'm mesmerised by it. Am sure she's related to Jimmy Hill.

Likewise Sophie in Neighbours, want to wrap that guitar round her stupid weird face.

Agree with Martine McCutcheon and Myleene Klass too, ugh. But top of the cunts is surely Chris Moyles.

Lisa tarbuck for everything she does and says.

Gareth Gates. Could kick him from here till next Christmas, not a worry.

Kirsty Allsop. Ooh, how she give me the RAGE with her smugness.

Colleen Rooney. You are not talented. Go away.

Not famous wildhairrunning I do a job involving promotional events.

Nicola from Girls Aloud was nice the only time I met her but guarded which is okay.

Ooh and to the Keira Knightly hate-in: CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. You can, you know you can and by not doing so, you look like an affected twat.

Ooooh, now I have THE RAGE.

Kate Silverton. Annoying hair and annoying voice.

Since I'm on my phone and can't c+p I shall just say

YY to everything LeQueen said

Especially about Tess Daly. I think I love you for it. In fact you sound like me ranting on to DH ( with an unhealthy frequency).

Keira Knightly. Omg I HATE HATE HATE her her lispy, cow-eyed 'Oh do you think I'm pwetty?' fake laughy awful awfulness.

Tess and Vernon
Christine Bleakley
John Cusack
Michael Schumacher
Holly Willoughby
Fern Cotton
Michael Flatley
Alan Titchmarsh
Alan Titchmarsh
Alan Titchmarsh

LeQueen - Tess Daly is 42

Men seem to be totally taken in by Keira Knightly

I've seen Tess VERY up close. No wrinkles, lovely clear skin.

Sorry.